It should almost go without saying that that a true gentleman will conduct himself with appropriate etiquette. However, I have learned that sometimes even the most sophisticated and successful need to be reminded of some basic expectations that create the right atmosphere for our special time together. Here are some guidelines of what you can expect from me and what I must be able to expect from you:
* The gift you provide me is for my time and companionship only. Anything else that might transpire is simply a matter of what we choose to do with our time together. The gift is to be placed on bathroom counter in an unsealed envelope marked “gift”. Please don't make me feel uncomfortable by having me ask for it. Please never discuss my gift with me, in person, by telephone or by e-mail. Gifts are expected in cash only and are not negotiable.
* I understand that you have a busy schedule, and I will be respectful of your time; please respect mine as well. I am not a “clock watcher”; I rely on your good manners to leave at or near the agreed upon time, or to compensate me with an additional gift if we enjoy each other’s company significantly longer than scheduled.
*Please arrive for our appointment on time, neither early nor late. If you arrive early please wait until your appointment time to knock on the door. If you are going to be more than a few minutes late, please let me know as soon as possible.
*I understand that sometimes circumstances arise that are out of your control. If you are unable to make your scheduled appointment, please exercise professional courtesy and call as soon as possible to let me know you cannot make it. I promise to do the same for you! If this is our first time meeting and you cancel twice in a row or miss our appointment without calling, I will not make another appointment with you.
*Tips are not necessary or expected, but will make me smile and ensure that I remember you fondly and am extra excited to see you next time we meet! If you would like to leave an additional gift, please leave it on bathroom counter or if we are at your location, discreetly place by my belongings. I also enjoy special additional gifts such as jewelry and flowers, which you can present to me at any time.
*Hygiene is very important to me. The cleaner you are, the dirtier I will be! I will have minty fresh breath, and I will provide a toothbrush and toothpaste so you can freshen up as well. You are also welcome to take a shower...I will even join you if you’d like! Please do not make an appointment with me if you are not well; please be clean and disease-free, as I am.
*If we are attending a public function where we will meet your friends, make sure I know “our story”. I am quick on my feet but do not want to say anything that would contradict what you have told them. Please be discreet about the nature of our relationship.
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